NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– CNN has reported on the New York City man wanted for allegedly sexually abusing a corpse on the subway, with the world’s most trusted news source claiming that the suspect should remain free because the sex was consensual.
While New York police continue searching for the man who was caught on subway video having sex with a corpse, CNN anchors came to the suspect’s defense by calling authorities “Necrophobic” for trying to charge a man who committed a mutual act with a dead person.
“The suspect accused of sexually abusing that corpse is an innocent man,” said a CNN anchor with tears in his eyes. “This is yet another blatant, unconstitutional move by the Trump administration to discriminate against those good people who show love for their fellow dead humans. The sex between living man and dead man was clearly consensual and there’s no proof whatsoever that the corpse didn’t want it.”
The host went a step further and claimed that the corpse was actually the aggressor and was asking for it.
On the CNN program the entire panel of left-leaning experts agreed that there was nothing wrong with the man’s sexual abuse of the corpse, with all the hosts quickly turning against the one lone conservative commentator who said that a corpse cannot consent.
After the suspect was apprehended, Democrats took to social media to condemn the Nazi-like tactics of law enforcement for arresting the man and then started a GoFundMe to help pay for the suspect’s legal fees.
It was reported later that a Biden-appointed judge had ruled that sex with a corpse is legal and ordered the NYPD to release the suspect immediately.
