LONDON, ENGLAND– In an effort to slow down the massive amount of women and children in the UK getting raped by grooming gangs, Prime Minister Keir Starmer has taken an unorthodox approach by announcing that he will be deporting every female living in the United Kingdom starting immediately.
After facing massive backlash by both UK citizens and X owner Elon Musk for allowing the violent attacks on countless females to continue with impunity, Keir Starmer finally decided to take a more proactive approach and said that the only way he could think of to stop the criminals from attacking the young girls would be to deport every last female living in the UK.
“I have finally figured out how to stop the mostly peaceful immigrants from hurting UK females, ole chaps,” said PM Keir Starmer in a press conference in front of 10 Downing Street. “Starting immediately, I will be deporting every female UK citizen from the United Kingdom in an effort to slow down the attacks on them. So, now hopefully everyone will stop accusing me of not doing my job as prime minister.”
Starmer admitted he got the deportation idea from US President-Elect Donald Trump’s promise to deport millions of illegal criminals from the United States, but instead would be doing the opposite by, not deporting the illegal criminals, but by deporting all legal female UK citizens.
With thousands of UK females already deported, grooming gangs began raping UK males, leading PM Starmer to also ban all British men and boys from the United Kingdom as well.
