WASHINGTON– It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the presidential election to former President Donald Trump in a landslide, quickly dashing the hopes and dreams of Barack Obama being able to serve a fourth term in office.
Sources say Obama was on the verge of tears as he began cleaning out the Oval Office while at the same time trying to come to terms with the fact that he wouldn’t be able to control a puppet president behind the scenes for a fourth term.
“I can’t believe my reign of terror is over,” said Obama tearfully as he reluctantly prepared to hand the office of president over to Trump. “What could’ve gone wrong? How am I supposed to just move on and not have power anymore?” Not even someone as great and popular as me could get an annoying, incompetent idiot like Kamala elected as puppet president. I knew we should’ve tried cheating a little harder.”
Obama went down the list of possible candidates he could’ve picked who all would have been better than Kamala Harris.
“I knew we should’ve tried Nancy Pelosi’s idea and just ran a glass of water as our candidate,” contemplated Obama as Big Mike consoled him with her muscular arms. “And also, why does Biden have that smug look on his face like he’s enjoying all of this? I wonder if he’s still angry we removed him from the race?”
After hearing about how morose Obama was for losing his race, Trump called the former president to reassure Barack he would have a future place to spend his time where he’d get to wear a beautiful orange jumpsuit.
