PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA– The first presidential debate between Republican candidate Donald Trump and Democratic candidates ABC hosts David Muir and Linsey Davis has concluded and contained a chaotic exchange of words, with moderator Kamala Harris having a visibly difficult time maintaining control over the three political candidates.
Trump came out swinging against his debate opponents Muir and Davis before the two ABC Democrat candidates went on the offensive attacking the former president’s policies while moderator Harris just stared ahead in befuddlement as her alcohol high began waning.
“I guess I’m debating you two and not Kamala, but that’s okay,” said Trump to the ABC hosts, believing he was supposed to be debating Vice President Harris. “Muir and Davis have a terrible record of reporting fake news and giving me bad press. A vote for David Muir and Linsey Davis is a vote for Kamala Harris.”
After a feisty Trump had his political adversaries Muir and Davis on the ropes, Kamala jumped in to save them by saying, “Excuse me, former President Trump. Excuse me, I think the Democratic candidates Muir and Davis are speaking.”
Numerous political pundits have come to Trump’s defense, saying that it wasn’t fair that moderator Harris was biased and kept interjecting into the debate by attacking Trump to help Democrat debaters Muir and Davis.
