LONDON, ENGLAND– Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in the UK this week after British police arrested a Jack Russell Terrier when the xenophobic dog barked menacingly at an immigrant who was trying to stab its owner.
UK police apprehended the racist 4-year-old dog named Scooter while it was barking at a mostly peaceful illegal alien who was simply showing the native Briton some cultural enrichment.
“We’ve removed another dangerous far-right extremist today,” said Police Chief Nigel Unworthington to BBC reporters. “The UK will not tolerate anyone disrespecting our immigrant community, whether that individual is a human or animal.”
Chief Unworthington went on to say that his officers also arrested an orange tabby cat that stuck its paw out to lick its leg, claiming the feisty feline was actually giving the Nazi salute to its fellow UK protesters.
The Chief was proud of his officers for arresting the mangy mutt and letting the immigrant finish the job of attacking the dog’s owner.
