WASHINGTON– With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe Biden causing major concern, desperate Democrats came up with the perfect solution in order to defeat Donald Trump by combining politicians Gavin Newsom, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama into one unstoppable candidate.
Rumors were circling on social media that Biden was going to be replaced by either Newsom, Clinton, or Obama, but everyone was undecided on which one had the best chance to win the presidency. So the geniuses at the DNC decided to just combine all three Democrats into one superior being.
“We finally came up with the perfect solution to the Biden problem,” said DNC Chairman Jaime Harrison in reference to the freak Frankenstein’s Monster politician. “Unfortunately President Biden had to go and we weren’t allowed to run more than one of these subpar candidates, so we all decided to just get the CIA to combine all three Democratic politicians together in order to take down that bad man Trump.”
The DNC unveiled the Gavin Clinton-Obama candidate to the world during a recent White House press conference and told all the uneasy Democrat voters out there to make sure they “vote blue no matter who” and no matter how scary the multi-hybrid person may appear.
During the press conference Gavin Clinton-Obama began bickering with itself and punching itself in the face, leading the DNC chairman to admit that the creature is still a work in progress but will definitely be a step above the demented, perverted criminal who’s currently residing in the White House.
