LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– After raiding the home of music mogul Sean “P Diddy” Combs, police released photos of various items retrieved from the rapper’s residence. which included a strange oil painting of former President Barack Obama wearing a blue dress and red high-heels.
The bizarre painting of Obama has been compared to the Bill Clinton blue dress painting that was found inside of the home of sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein had a very close relationship with Clinton, and recent evidence has shown that Diddy was close to Obama. Diddy has also been accused of sex trafficking and has already been dubbed the black Jeffrey Epstein.
“This painting in no way implies that President Obama had anything to do with P Diddy’s alleged criminal activity,” said FBI Special Agent Castor Troy while federal agents disposed of any evidence tying Diddy to Obama and other high-profile people. “This is merely a coincidence. I mean, come on. Who doesn’t have a painting of former President Obama wearing a dress and high-heels inside of their home?”
A spokesperson for Obama condemned the rumors that the former president had anything to do with P Diddy and that Obama has full faith that federal law enforcement will do their best to cover everything up.
“This is an ongoing investigation so we can’t answer too many questions,” said Agent Troy. “We already said too much as it is. In fact, we didn’t even mean to release the photo of the Obama painting, which was mistakenly leaked by one of our new DEI hired agents.”
At publishing time, it was reported that Hillary Clinton was already paying off the guards who’ll be watching Diddy’s future jail cell to make sure they turn off all the prison cameras and then go out to lunch once he gets the Epstein treatment.
