U.S.– Democrats across the country have welcomed the numerous caravans of undocumented migrants and have given them free shelter by kicking thousands of cancer patients out of hospitals to make room for the hordes of illegal immigrant males.
Due to the millions of illegal aliens the Biden administration has let pour into the country, Democrat politicians began removing homeless veterans from hotels to give the immigrants a place to live, but quickly ran out of room and happily cast out sick patients who were seeking treatment in hospitals.
“I’d like to welcome all citizen-challenged migrants to the United States,” said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez after stepping over a few dying patients lying on the ground. “America is a loving, empathetic country who accepts all people, except for those icky, sick people over there on the ground who are, like, throwing up and stuff. Gross.”
Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas praised the decision of hospitals to remove all the sick cancer patients whom he said were merely “squatters who have overstayed their welcome.”
At publishing time, millions more migrants had entered the country after Title 42 expired, forcing the Biden administration to suggest digging up and removing all deceased Americans from cemeteries so that migrant housing can be built and paid for by the American taxpayer.
