COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND– Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired Linda Yaccarino as the new CEO of Twitter, World Economic Forum head Klaus Schwab was quick to put out a statement reminding the female boss that he is in fact her father and that both of them together can rule the galaxy as father and daughter.
“You do not yet realize your importance,” said Schwab while wearing his peculiar sci-fi inspired outfit. “You have only begun to discover your power as Twitter CEO. With our combined strength, we can end free speech and bring 15 minute cities to the galaxy.”
Yaccarino is currently the Chairman of the WEF’s Taskforce on Future of Work and had officially joined the Dark Side a long time ago in a Bohemian Grove meeting far, far away.
“I will help Linda complete her training as Twitter CEO,” added Schwab.
Klaus Schwab also said that he has foreseen Linda joining him to help get millions of people to eat the bugs, live in the pods, and take the vaccines.
