WASHINGTON– As a way to take everyone’s attention away from his administration’s destruction of the country, Joe Biden was seen sporting a very large Mexican sombrero hat in public in an effort to get people talking about the new wardrobe addition.
Media outlets were abuzz over the president’s giant hat and immediately diverted nonstop news coverage from the struggling economy to the excessively huge headpiece.
“President Biden’s immensely gigantic hat is just so unbelievably big and massive,” said Fox News host Tucker Carlson as he devoted an entire hourlong segment to the hat-gate controversy. “The Republicans must immediately investigate why the president is wearing such an inordinately large, oversized hat while the rest of us are forced to wear regular-sized hats.”
Leftwing news outlets such as CNN and MSNBC have praised Biden’s sizable sombrero and have pointed to the fact the President Donald Trump put America at risk of World War 3 by not also wearing such a monstrous hat.
At publishing time, Biden had received a Nobel Peace Prize nomination for his brave decision to wear the colossal hat that experts have confirmed was extremely big and vastly oversized for his cranium.
