NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– In an effort to give their dwindling Republican audience a conservative side opposed to their growing leftist direction, Fox News network was pleased to announce the hiring of CNN’s former hardcore rightwing host Brian Stelter to the media outlet’s gang of hosts.
Regular viewers noticed that Fox News has been headed in a more liberal direction over the past few years, according to a recent poll conducted by the Former Conservative Network Watchdog Studies Institute.
“We’re pleased to announce the newest member of the team, Mr. Brian Stelter,” said Fox News host Brian Kilmeade after kissing a photo of Joe Biden. “Apparently our viewers have been whining that we’re not as conservative as we used to be, so our executives hired one of the more staunch right-wingers in the news business that CNN let go for some strange reason. But he’s ours now.”
Fox News has taken a bit of heat lately after the network voiced their support for various leftist policies and for already declaring Biden the winner of the 2024 presidential election, with President Donald Trump calling the news outlet the “RINO News Network.”
“Our current Fox News hosts make Brian Stelter look like Mussolini,” said Paul Ryan, who sits on the Fox Corporation board of directors. “I hope the hiring of the extreme rightwing, Trump worshipping Brian Stelter finally proves to our audience that we’re truly a conservative network.”
After only doing one show for Fox News, Stelter was immediately released from the network after he shockingly claimed that perhaps Trump has a chance at winning the 2024 election over Biden or some other RINO candidate not preapproved by the Murdoch owners.
