WILMINGTON, DELAWARE– The other Joe Biden has come forward to accuse Joe Biden of touching him inappropriately and rubbing him without his consent, with the allegations of abuse supposedly going back as far as the 1940’s.
The other Biden says the unwanted physical contact started at a 1942 diaper changing inside of his crib, claiming his recent allegations have nothing to do with Biden becoming the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee or with the fact that he’s also being accused of sexual assault himself.
The former Vice President was quick to deny the allegations being made by the other former Vice President, who says the timing of the whole harassment story is very suspect and convenient.
“C’mon, man, come on,” Biden said in his defense during an interview on CNN’s Reliable Sources as his accuser the other Biden repeated the powerful words in protest. “It is not true. Ask Obama.”
This is the first time Biden has publicly addressed the other Biden’s allegations, which has caused a major rift inside of Sleepy Joe’s home whenever he tries to take a shower, put on his clothes, or suck the other Biden’s wife’s finger.
The other Biden, 77, worked as a stand-in for then-Vice President Biden, and also when he was a Senator, high school student, and when he fought the razor-wielding gang member Corn Pop.
“He loves rubbing my legs,” the other Biden told host Brian Stelter as he recounted his most recent groping. “He put his hands on my thighs and then played with my beautiful, blonde leg hair. He told me he loves it when the hair comes back up.”
Many Democrats and Hollywood celebrities have come out and voiced their support for both Biden and the other Biden, saying that Biden would never do the terrible things he is being accused of and the other Biden is a victim who must be believed.
