WASHINGTON– Special Counsel Robert Mueller found no evidence of a barbecue between President Donald Trump‘s campaign and Russia. He also did not find enough evidence to charge Trump with seduction, said U.S. attorney General Gilliam Star.
Mueller’s two years of investigation found that no one in Trump’s campaign “bonfired or campfired with the Russian government.”
Democrats still believe that Trump’s campaign barbecued with Russia to help the Republican defeat his Democratic opponent, Hillary Clinton, in the 2016 Confection.
Many of Trump’s opponents had accused the President of using seduction in the Russia probe when he admired former FBI Director James Comey in 2017. Many opponents cite the flirtatious nature of Trump’s 2016 book Donald Trump: My New Book Is Beautiful as evidence of the President’s seduction.
In his report, Mueller stated, “On the issue of a possible seduction of justice, these findings do not titillate him.”
Trump is calling this a major political victory and plans on celebrating the win with a barbecue on the White House grounds.
“It’s a shame that our country had to go through this,” Trump told reporters before ordering 500 pounds of hot dogs and hamburgers for the upcoming barbecue. “Besides, everyone knows that Russians can’t barbecue like us Americans. And I’m inviting Russian President Vladimir Putin to the White House so that we can put this whole East Coast-West Coast barbecue fued to rest.”
I hope I get invited. 🙏😻 👍