World Cheers After Obama Makes History As America’s First Black President With COVID
WASHINGTON-- News outlets have reported that former President Barack Obama has made…
Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas
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Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with…
COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- An unfortunate injury happened Sunday when the COVID vaccine…
Groundhog Day: COVID Virus Sees Its Shadow, So Another 6 Weeks Of Propaganda
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Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…
Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck…
