Tag: Vaccine

World Cheers After Obama Makes History As America’s First Black President With COVID

WASHINGTON-- News outlets have reported that former President Barack Obama has made…

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Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas

WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took…

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Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…

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Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers

U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve…

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With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death

U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…

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US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda

WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus…

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America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with…

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COVID Vaccine Has Heart Attack After Getting Injected With Chris Christie

TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- An unfortunate injury happened Sunday when the COVID vaccine…

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Groundhog Day: COVID Virus Sees Its Shadow, So Another 6 Weeks Of Propaganda

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- Famed celebrity COVID Virus emerged from its burrow early this…

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Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify

WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…

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Oops! Plane Filled With Illegal Immigrants Mistakenly Shipped To Biden’s Delaware Home

WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- A late-night flight carrying hundreds of illegal aliens were accidentally…

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Dangerous Lab Monkey That Escaped From Pennsylvania Truck Crash Spotted In Washington, DC

WASHINGTON-- After three lab monkeys escaped their trailer when the delivery truck…

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