Jimmy Fallon Apologizes For Jimmy Fallon Impersonation In Hackface On ‘The Tonight Show’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Jimmy Fallon has been facing major backlash…
Obama Follows Up First Cryptic Tweet With Another Puzzling One Word Twitter Message: ‘Goat’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama followed up his cryptic "Vote." tweet this…
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was…
Altruistic Nancy Pelosi Feeds Starving Homeless People By Tweeting Photos Of Her Stocked Refrigerator
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Millionaire Nancy Pelosi is putting her fellow Republican colleagues…
The Washington Post Fact-Checks Trump’s Claim That 1 + 1 = 2
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has stated that they have disproved another false…
Experts Suggest Social Distancing From Social Media To Mitigate Spread Of Coronavirus Hysteria
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- Experts from the U.S. Centers for Hysteria Control and Social…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
Loser Man Creates Facebook Account To Find Friends Only To Realize He Doesn’t Have Any
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Facebook is one of the largest social networking sites in…
NY Politicians Assure Citizens Locking Them Down While Releasing Convicts From Prison Makes Perfect Sense
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In response to the coronavirus outbreak, several…
AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
WASHINGTON-- Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat…
Violated Dog To Press Charges After Michael Bloomberg Grabs Her By The Snout
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- A female dog that had its nose grabbed forcefully by…
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe
WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed…