LeBron James Tries Proving He’s Not A Crybaby By Cutting An Onion On Prerecorded Video
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Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…
Major Nationwide Comcast Outage After Clumsy CEO Trips Over Main Power Cord
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Millions of Comcast customers across the country woke up this…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
FBI Agents Bravely Stop Domestic Terrorist Parent From Putting Apple Into Child’s School Lunch Bag
BOULDER, COLORADO-- Brave FBI agents arrested a Boulder woman this morning after…
Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season’s Rupaul’s Drag Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Governor Gavin Newsom announced on his Twitter X account…
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- Democratic Mayor Lori Lightfoot has been taking some heat lately…
Proud Mother Adopts COVID Vaccine After Aborting Real Unborn Baby
PORTLAND, OREGON-- It looks like another needy coronavirus vaccine has found a…
Racist Dr. Seuss Books Reinstated After It’s Revealed Author Was A Liberal Democrat
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Cancel culture has officially apologized for censoring…
Biden Voters Justify Syria Bombing Saying At Least They Got Rid Of Trump’s Mean Tweets
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden ordered the entire country of Syria to…