Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
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Elon Musk Now Controls Twitter CEO’s Brain With Neuralink
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First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
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Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of…
Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for…
Republicans Threaten To Write A Few More Sternly Worded Letters If Democrats Don’t Stop Destroying America
WASHINGTON-- In a show of real seriousness this time, RINO Republican politicians…
Joe Rogan Apologizes For Being Born After Video Surfaces Of Him Kicking His Mother Inside Womb
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Joe Rogan is in trouble once again with the woke…
AOC Leaves Twitter After Accusing The Social Media Site Of Just Wanting To Date Her
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A distraught AOC confirmed that she has officially…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how…
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in…
Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…
