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New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump…
Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President
WASHINGTON-- It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the…
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to better reflect their support for the…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Happy Easter’ In Touching, Heartfelt Thanksgiving Message
WASHINGTON-- News Media outlets are praising Joe Biden's early morning inspiring Thanksgiving…
Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after Elon Musk fired a bunch of useless…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf
HOLLYWOOD-- The TV series Star Trek: Picard has been taking a lot…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Elon Musk Now Controls Twitter CEO’s Brain With Neuralink
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after purchasing a 9.2% stake in Twitter, Elon…
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…