Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to address extreme levels of data…
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going…
Ron DeSantis Promises When He’s President He Won’t Run For A Different Position After Only 3 Months On The Job
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- During a Twitter Spaces event with CEO Elon Musk, Ron…
Klaus Schwab To New Twitter CEO: ‘Linda, I Am Your Father’
COLOGNY, SWITZERLAND-- Upon hearing the predictable news that Elon Musk had hired…
New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump…
Biden Polls Americans Asking If He Should Step Down As President
WASHINGTON-- It appears that Joe Biden will remain as President of the…
Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to better reflect their support for the…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Happy Easter’ In Touching, Heartfelt Thanksgiving Message
WASHINGTON-- News Media outlets are praising Joe Biden's early morning inspiring Thanksgiving…
Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after Elon Musk fired a bunch of useless…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical…
Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf
HOLLYWOOD-- The TV series Star Trek: Picard has been taking a lot…
