Joe Biden: I’m More In Touch With Women Voters Than Trump
WASHINGTON-- Former vice president Joe Biden has recently sent out a tweet…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…
Over 250 Illegal Aliens Arrested At Texas Business
ALIEN, TEXAS-- Almost 300 illegal aliens were arrested by federal immigration officials…
Donald Trump And Kim Jong-Un Get Into Twitter Fued Over Who Has The Nicest Hair
HANOI, VIETNAM-- After a failed summit meeting in Hanoi, both President Donald…
Be My Valentine: Nancy Pelosi’s Love Letter To Trump To Avert Another Shutdown
WASHINGTON-- In a last ditch effort to avoid another lengthy partial government shutdown,…
Amid Backlash, There Will No Longer Be Ball Drops On New Year’s Eve
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- This year's New Year's Eve celebrations will go…
Will A Horse Replace Daniel Craig As 007 In Next James Bond Movie?
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Chinese New Year Changed To January 20th Presidential Inauguration, Now Called Chinese Donald Trump Presidential Inauguration New Year Day 2017
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to promote peace and also a smooth transition,…
After Getting Fat-Shamed Online, Santa Claus Drops Two Hundred Pounds
NORTH POLE-- Christmas just got a whole lot thinner, thanks to Santa…
Iran Declares Bankruptcy After Blowing $150 Billion Nuclear Deal Money On Cadillac Escalades, Cristal, And Gold Jewelry
TEHRAN, IRAN-- Officials confirmed today that Iran has filed for bankruptcy and will be appearing before…
Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After receiving numerous complaints and social media responses, the…
Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he…