Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America’s Worst President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama was in tears this week after his…
Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately
NAYPYITAW, MYANMAR-- After getting arrested by Myanmar's military for alleged election fraud,…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…
Biden Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked About Hunter’s Emails
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden got tired of being asked mundane questions by…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
Joe Biden Hires Famous Cartoon Actor Grampa Simpson As His New Campaign Manager
WASHINGTON-- Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden reorganized his campaign staff Sunday by…
Oppressed Black Store Mannequins Say They Need More Representation In the Mannequin Industry
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A group of black mannequins are calling out the retail…
Joe Biden’s Husband Files For Divorce From Joe Biden
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's husband has officially filed for divorce from former Vice…
Joe Biden Discusses Possible Cabinet Roles For His Bathroom Toiletries And Linens
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has finally opened up about…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after…