After Tyson Match, Jake Paul To Fight 94-Year-Old 1940s Boxer Barney Stewart
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Already planning his next boxing match after fighting 57-year-old…
Biden Releases New 8-Track Tape Music Album To Try And Attract Younger Voters
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to try and attract younger voters for his…
South Korean Boy Band BTS Introduces New 89-Year-Old Member To Appeal To Senior Citizen Crowd
SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA-- BTS fans around the world are going super crazy…
Obama: ‘If I Had A Senile, Perverted, Old Uncle, He’d Look Like Joe Biden’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has come to the defense of…
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight
WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden…
Geriatric Senators Ask Younger Congress Members How To Use Their Free New-Fangled Phone Thingys
WASHINGTON-- United States Senators were recently offered free satellite phones for emergency…
Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Reboot
WASHINGTON-- After taking a very long absence to reconstruct her body, 369-year-old…
Biden: ‘I Don’t Feel A Day Over A Hundred’
WASHINGTON-- Amid speculation that he is too old, senile, and unfit for…
Boomer Musicians Threaten To Pull Their Vinyl Records And 8-Track Tapes From Spotify In Protest Of Joe Rogan
U.S.-- After Spotify removed Neil Young's music due to the singer's ultimatum,…
Justice Department’s Domestic Terrorism Unit Catches Disabled 85-Year-Old Grandmother Cheating At Bingo
WASHINGTON-- As a way to combat the massive amount of domestic terrorist…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing…
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID…
