Tag: Rated PG

Snopes Site Puts Itself On Its Own Rumor List

MENTIRA, CALIFORNIA-- Famous Internet rumor website Snopes has recently put itself on…

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Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All

BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the…

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Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he…

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Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…

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Next Year’s Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet

CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND-- Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is…

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If You Forget To Do This One Thing You’ll Die

SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH-- Experts at the Salt Lake City Medical Center…

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New Salon Uses Gardening Tools To Cut Customers Hair

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A new hip, chic salon recently opened up in an…

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Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose

FUNSTOWN, NEW YORK-- A circus clown who had walked through a residential neighborhood…

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Kim Kardashian Gets Horse Head Transplant To Boost Ratings

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to boost sagging ratings for her faltering…

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Man Receives First Transplant In The United States

FAUNA, RHODE ISLAND-- A man whose house plant was born male has received…

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Moe Howard Deathbed Confession: I Played All Five Stooges

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a new tell-all book set to hit bookstores…

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Bill Clinton Secretly Campaigning For Trump’s Wife

LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Recently uncovered audio recordings submitted by an anonymous source to various news media…

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