4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
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Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens
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By 2035 The United States Will Migrate Back To England, Promises Scientist
LONDON, ENGLAND-- A top British scientist has confirmed through vigorous studies that…
Man Labeled Crazy For Claiming That Q-Tips Cleaned His Ears
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- A Topeka man was taken to a local mental institution after…
Breathing Deemed Bad For The Environment, Says EPA
WASHINGTON-- The United States Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) just released a statement…
City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100%
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- A major mix-up happened in Detroit last week when the…
Man Files Restraining Order Against His Own Shadow
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Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A man is being sought in connection with at least…
After 35 Years Wife Realizes Husband Is Mute
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- If silence is golden then one wife's husband takes the…
Stop Signs To Be Remodeled After Hurting Too Many People’s Feelings
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The ubiquitous stop sign is set to be remodeled…
New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken
DOVER, DELAWARE-- A new poll recently released out of the Dover Polling Institute…