Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A man is being sought in connection with at least…
After 35 Years Wife Realizes Husband Is Mute
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- If silence is golden then one wife's husband takes the…
Stop Signs To Be Remodeled After Hurting Too Many People’s Feelings
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The ubiquitous stop sign is set to be remodeled…
New Poll Says Chicken Tastes Like Chicken
DOVER, DELAWARE-- A new poll recently released out of the Dover Polling Institute…
Chris Christie Comes Out With Own Clothing Line
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Former presidential candidate and New Jersey governor Chris Christie…
Sperm Banks Lower Interest Rates To Counter Low Donations
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- U.S. sperm banks have recently lowered interest rates and…
Skinny Dipping Is Discriminatory, Says Fat Rights Group
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- A fat rights group out of Florida is calling on…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…
Snopes Site Puts Itself On Its Own Rumor List
MENTIRA, CALIFORNIA-- Famous Internet rumor website Snopes has recently put itself on…
Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All
BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the…
Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…