See The New Jersey Man Who Lives Like A Chipmunk
ELMWOOD, NEW JERSEY-- Scientists in New Jersey are baffled by a man…
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
Archaeologists Unearth Unbelieveable Artifacts Inside Egyptian Pyramid
CAIRO, EGYPT-- Archaeologists excavating inside a pyramid in Egypt unearthed some extremely…
Poland Bans Scissors Due To One Too Many Paper Cuts
WARSAW, POLAND-- Officials in Poland made a bold move recently by banning…
ISIS Members Threaten To Quit After Getting Pay Cut
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Hundreds of ISIS members have threatened to quit their jobs…
United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
Wearing Bathrobe And Slippers To Walmart Now Considered Fashionable
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Many fashion trends may come and go, but the latest look…
Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman
HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Surgeons at the Hartford Quickie Medical Center discovered an Eastern…
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try…
Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Officials in Germany have recently implemented a new program called…
By 2035 The United States Will Migrate Back To England, Promises Scientist
LONDON, ENGLAND-- A top British scientist has confirmed through vigorous studies that…
Man Labeled Crazy For Claiming That Q-Tips Cleaned His Ears
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- A Topeka man was taken to a local mental institution after…