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Town Of Killdeer Makes It Illegal To Have Pets Out In Public Without Clothing

KILLDEER, WYOMING-- A controversial law was passed in the town of Killdeer…

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Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win

MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…

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Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers

HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in…

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Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…

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Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching

SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…

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Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk

IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…

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911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator

NOTFALL, VERMONT-- In what turned out to be a complete waste of…

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Donald Trump Said What?

DES MOINES, IOWA-- Republican President Donald Trump has shocked everyone once again…

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See The New Jersey Man Who Lives Like A Chipmunk

ELMWOOD, NEW JERSEY-- Scientists in New Jersey are baffled by a man…

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New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life

DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…

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Archaeologists Unearth Unbelieveable Artifacts Inside Egyptian Pyramid

CAIRO, EGYPT-- Archaeologists excavating inside a pyramid in Egypt unearthed some extremely…

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Poland Bans Scissors Due To One Too Many Paper Cuts

WARSAW, POLAND-- Officials in Poland made a bold move recently by banning…

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