Shocking Turn Of Events: Herculean Mouse Catches Cat
DENVER, COLORADO-- When most people think of playing a game of cat…
Iran Declares Bankruptcy After Blowing $150 Billion Nuclear Deal Money On Cadillac Escalades, Cristal, And Gold Jewelry
TEHRAN, IRAN-- Officials confirmed today that Iran has filed for bankruptcy and will be appearing before…
Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After receiving numerous complaints and social media responses, the…
Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming
WASHINGTON-- Due to the increase of illegal-shaming across the country, officials have…
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…
Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet
TANZANIA, AFRICA-- An elephant in Africa has become the first of its…
Woman Born With Fingers For A Face Becomes Top Model
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The fashion world is abuzz over a woman who…
Starting February 30, 2017 Anyone Driving In Britain Must Drive In Reverse
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An odd law was recently passed by British officials that requires…
Town Of Killdeer Makes It Illegal To Have Pets Out In Public Without Clothing
KILLDEER, WYOMING-- A controversial law was passed in the town of Killdeer…
Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win
MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…
Sharks: Please Stop Comparing Us To Lawyers
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- Sharks from every corner of the globe recently held a meeting in…
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…