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New Spin-off of The Walking Dead Will Be Bigger Than The Original
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New Investigation Says Christopher Columbus Was Actually A Time Traveler Trying To Get Back To The Future
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Solar Eclipse Goes Blind After Staring At Human
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Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
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Scientists Invent Spray That Guarantees To Catch Cheating Spouses
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Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods
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Let It Grow: Ear Hair Making A Comeback
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In An Effort To Be Less Inclusive, Holiday Known As Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day Will Now Be Known As Just Father’s Day
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Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
