Tag: Rated PG

New Time Magazine Cover Shows ‘Frightening Portrait’ Of Nun Violinists In America

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The most recent Time magazine cover puts…

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Scientists Invent Mental Workout For People Either Too Lazy Or Too Fat To Exercise

NEW BRUNSWICK, NEW JERSEY-- How would you like to get the perfect…

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Joe Biden Vows To ‘Knock People Out’ In Second Democrat 2020 Debate

WASHINGTON-- "Sleepy" Joe Biden says that he promises to give voters a…

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UK Parliament Makes Bold Move By Passing Anti-Manspreading Law

LONDON, ENGLAND-- Government officials in the UK have come together recently to…

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Yahoo Accused Of White Supremacy After Revising Chris Pratt White Supremacist Story

SUNNYVALE, CALIFORNIA-- Uh-oh, Yahoo is in hot water once again. After writing…

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Bill Clinton: ‘I Couldn’t Have Been On Jeffrey Epstein’s Island Because I Love My Wife Hillary’

CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former president and First Husband Bill Clinton gave a…

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13 Famous Movie Quotes Before They Were Drastically Changed

HOLLYWOOD-- Movie quotes have become part of our everyday language, with most…

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After Colin Kaepernick Complains, ‘Betsy Ross’ Shoes Sue Nike In Class Action Lawsuit

BEAVERTON, OREGON-- In a new twist to the Colin Kaepernick racist shoe…

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Watch Out! Massive Great White Almost Attacks Sharks On Boat Called Big Fins Required

POINT PLEASANT, NEW JERSEY-- "Holy crap! Baby that was close," said Oscar…

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Hollywood Police Blotter With Mugshots: Theft, Murder, And Terrorism

Police blotter information was taken from area police department reports and releases.…

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Beautiful California Woman Arrested In Kansas For Expired Florida Driver’s License

KENTUCKY, KANSAS-- A beautiful 29 year old woman from California was recently…

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Retro Police Department Makes Mustaches Mandatory

BIGOTE, NEW YORK-- A police chief in Bigote has recently implemented an…

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