Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has taken a big step towards protecting the rights…
Tearful Obama Inconsolable After Biden Takes His Place As America’s Worst President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama was in tears this week after his…
Biden Holds President’s Day Rally In Graveyard To Thank All His Supporters
WASHINGTON-- History's most popular U.S. president Joe Biden held a President's Day…
Biden Tears Down Atmosphere To Allow Millions Of Illegal Space Aliens Into U.S.
WASHINGTON-- In one of the very few campaign promises that he actually…
Biden: ‘Now That We Got Rid Of That Dictator Trump I Can Finally Rule As King Of America’
WASHINGTON-- The United States will now join the UK with its very…
Wanted: Nancy Pelosi Calls In FBI After Several Mice Seen Running Into Capitol Building
WASHINGTON-- The FBI is searching for five mice wanted for storming the…
Satan Reassures Hesitant People The COVID Vaccine Is Safe And Definitely Not The Mark Of The Beast
HELL-- Due to the overwhelming amount of negativity surrounding the new coronavirus…
Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed…
Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine expert Bill Gates gave an interview…
Biden’s Dog Major Comes Out As Trump Supporter After Fracturing Owner’s Ankle
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Joe Biden's German Shepherd Major is being questioned by police…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle,…
