Joe Biden: ‘Nothing Says Family Like The Taste Of Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream’
https://youtu.be/RBtgBkzh7Ag Joe Biden has professed his love of ice cream in the…
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
Desperate Democrats Make Kyle Rittenhouse Voodoo Doll In Last Ditch Effort To Take Him Down
WASHINGTON-- Following the recent ruling in the Kyle Rittenhouse trial which found…
Biden Mourns Lives Lost From Wisconsin Tragedy By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After multiple people were killed during a Christmas parade in Waukesha,…
Biden Recovering After Getting Obama’s Arm Removed From His Butt During Recent Colonoscopy
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- While Joe Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy,…
After Kyle Rittenhouse Acquittal, Prosecutor Thomas Binger Files Charges Against The AR-15
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- Immediately after a jury found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on…
Dr. Fauci Praises China For Brutally Murdering Dogs To Stop Spread Of Dreaded COVID-19
WASHINGTON-- After a disturbing video went viral showing health officials in China…
MSNBC Reporter Gets Dragged Behind Kyle Rittenhouse Jury Bus For 3 Miles Before Anyone Notices
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN-- A hilarious scene unfolded earlier today when an NBC journalist…
‘All Citizens Must Take The Vaccine!’ Say Politicians Who Are Exempt From Their Own Illegal Mandates
WASHINGTON-- The majority of the U.S. Congress has been on the warpath…
Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie ‘I Pooped In Punjab’
MUMBAI, INDIA-- US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…
Police Arrest Provocative Cat For Licking Itself While Out In Public
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A local cat named Frisky was arrested…
