Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out…
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist…
Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to…
Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was…
‘East Palestine, Ohio Water Is Fine,’ Says EPA Worker Before Growing Third Arm Out Of Back
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- The Environmental Protection Agency was on the scene of…
Mysterious UFO Balloon Dies Suddenly After Canada’s Trudeau Has It Vaccinated
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Media outlets are reporting the sad news out of Canada…
NFL Achieves Complete Diversity After Every Player Is Now Black
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The progressive world is cheering after the NFL…
Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden…
Space Aliens Voted Madonna Sexiest Human On Earth
OLEXA PRIME-- Famous entertainer Madonna has been named the sexiest human alive…
California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store…
Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A young female TikTokker posted a video on TikTok…
Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A local woman has heeded the CDC's recommendation and has…
