Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Reboot
WASHINGTON-- After taking a very long absence to reconstruct her body, 369-year-old…
Biden Prepares For Nuclear World War 3 By Stockpiling Tampons, Makeup, And Hormones
WASHINGTON-- As tensions between countries continue to escalate, Joe Biden has taken…
Biden: ‘I Don’t Feel A Day Over A Hundred’
WASHINGTON-- Amid speculation that he is too old, senile, and unfit for…
COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against ‘Stalker’ Dr. Fauci
WASHINGTON-- As Dr. Fauci has been making the rounds on news media…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would…
March 30 Nashville Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War II Combined
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE- One of the worst, most horrific events in history happened…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams: ‘New York City Is The Safest City In America’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Ahead of the Donald Trump indictment, Mayor…
New York Grand Jury Indicts Almost 80 Million Americans For Voting For Trump
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- A formal statement out of the Manhattan District Attorney's…
Zelensky Challenges Putin To Drag Queen Dance Battle For Control Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- An earthshattering new development has just been announced out of…
In Honor Of Biden’s Visit To Canada, Trudeau Has Mounties Trample Dozens Of Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to show his respect and appreciation for…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
New York Prosecutors Drop All Charges Against Trump After Rob Reiner Promised To Dance Naked If He’s Indicted
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- In a shocking twist to the already controversial Trump…
