To Limit Global Warming, Biden Appoints Chris Christie As Official Sun Blocker
WASHINGTON-- To combat the dangerous effects of global warming by preventing the…
Emmanuel Macron Ends France Riots By Playing Elton John’s ‘I’m Still Standing’ Song Over And Over Again
PARIS, FRANCE-- In order to restore order to the massive riots overtaking…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil In Remembrance Of Affirmative Action
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a solemn vigil Friday in memory of…
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month
WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of…
Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to combat the widespread problem of homeless…
Biden Says Son Hunter’s ‘A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
WASHINGTON-- After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including…
MSNBC: ‘Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father’s Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%’
WASHINGTON-- Reputable news outlet MSNBC has aired a feel-good story for this…
Hillary Clinton Selling New ‘I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat’ Hats
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted…
Biden Invades Mar-A-Lago After George Bush Accuses Trump Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former President George W. Bush says he was informed…
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…
Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President
WASHINGTON-- In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand…
Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire
QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts…
