Trophy Hunter Refuses To Shoot Rhino After It Reminds Him Of His Mother
KENYA, AFRICA-- In a touching story out of Africa, a trophy hunter…
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A shy snake has made the news this week after…
Target Tries Fooling Conservatives By Rebranding As Bullseye
U.S.-- Due to the massive boycott against Target for their line of…
CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- According to a breaking news report out of the world's…
Democrats Throw Cancer Patients Out Of Hospitals To Make Room For Illegal Immigrants
U.S.-- Democrats across the country have welcomed the numerous caravans of undocumented…
A Suddenly Lucid Biden Wonders Why There’s So Many Black People At His Klan Rally
WASHINGTON-- While giving a speech to a large crowd at a Morehouse…
MSNBC: ‘Trump’s CNN Town Hall Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A meltdown ensued immediately after Donald Trump…
Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Reboot
WASHINGTON-- After taking a very long absence to reconstruct her body, 369-year-old…
Biden Prepares For Nuclear World War 3 By Stockpiling Tampons, Makeup, And Hormones
WASHINGTON-- As tensions between countries continue to escalate, Joe Biden has taken…
Biden: ‘I Don’t Feel A Day Over A Hundred’
WASHINGTON-- Amid speculation that he is too old, senile, and unfit for…
COVID Virus Files Restraining Order Against ‘Stalker’ Dr. Fauci
WASHINGTON-- As Dr. Fauci has been making the rounds on news media…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would…
