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Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…

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Gov. Tim Walz Sets Up Snitch Hotline To Report Anyone Saying They’re Not Voting For Kamala

SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Kamala Harris' vice presidential pick Governor Tim Walz has…

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MSNBC Criticizes Trump For Not Using Fake Southern Accent In Atlanta Like Kamala Did

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream media outlet MSNBC has reported another controversy surrounding former…

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Emmanuel Macron Assures World Algerian Boxer Is Just As Much Of A Woman As His Wife Brigitte

PARIS, FRANCE-- The President of France Emmanuel Macron has officially made a…

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Kamala Tops Hillary’s Pandering By Bringing Entire Table Of Hot Sauce To Atlanta Rally

ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After Hillary Clinton advised her to bring some hot sauce…

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Justin Trudeau Offers Maduro His Mounted Police To Trample Unruly Venezuelan Protesters

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching the protests against NicolΓ‘s Maduro in Venezuela in…

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Controversial Group ‘Fake Blacks For Harris’ Comes Out In Support Of Kamala

U.S.-- According to mainstream media outlets Kamala Harris' popularity has been organically…

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Politician Who’s Been In Government For Over 50 Years Wants Term Limits For Supreme Court

WASHINGTON-- After spending almost 55 years as a a politician, President Joe…

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FBI Monitoring Any Americans Who Refused To Watch Olympics Opening Pride Ceremony

U.S.-- Millions of Americans are now being monitored by the FBI after…

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Justin Trudeau Copies Kamala Harris’ Campaign Strategy By Also Running As A Fake Black Politician

OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has recently revamped his campaign…

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Biden Reassures Democrats: ‘My Chances Of Winning Election Are As Solid As My Last Bowel Movement’

WASHINGTON-- While recovering from COVID even though he was supposedly vaccinated and…

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Miracle: Secret Service Mysteriously Finds Clean, New Iranian Passport Left At Scene Of Trump Assassination Attempt

BUTLER, PENNSYLVANIA-- While doing a thorough investigation of the scene where a…

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