Julian Assange Thinking Limo Driver Picking Him Up From Airport Looks Strangely Familiar
AUSTRALIA-- WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was finally released from prison and immediately…
Robbed Secret Service Agent Thinking He’s Sure Glad FBI Says Crime’s Down Under Biden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of…
Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- In an effort to try and show that he's…
Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural
U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on…
‘Star Wars: The Acolyte’ Under Fire For Not Hiring Any Trans, Disabled, One-Eyed, Pansexual Wookiees
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible,…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world…
Obama And Hillary Celebrate Trump Verdict By Drone Striking Innocent People And Deleting Confidential Emails
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the guilty verdict was handed down to Donald Trump…
Nikki Haley Recalls Time She Wrote ‘Finish Them’ On Atomic Bomb Dropped On Japan
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- During a visit to Israel over Memorial Day weekend,…
Biden Promises To Pardon Jeffrey Dahmer Day One If Reelected
WEST POINT, NEW YORK-- While giving a speech at a West Point…
Frightened Gavin Newsom Hides Under Bed After Guns Come To Life And Break Into His Home
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A horrible crime happened in California yesterday after a group…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil For Iran’s Fallen Austere Scholar President Ebrahim Raisi
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a candlelight vigil this morning for their…
Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected…
