Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
‘Mr. Las Vegas’ Wayne Newton Makes Guest Appearance At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- There were numerous celebrities at this year's Republican National Convention…
Bad Guy Eludes Secret Service By Jogging Up Mildly Sloped Ground
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- A rabble-rousing man who tried disrupting the RNC Convention as…
Biden Wishes Ronald Reagan Speedy Recovery After Assassination Attempt
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden gave a quick impromptu speech from the Oval…
Trump Rally Secret Service Agent Put On Vending Machine Snack Detail In Case Chris Christie Shows Up At RNC
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- After facing major backlash on social media for the way…
War Over After Biden Recognizes Putin As Legitimate President Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- During a speech at yesterday's NATO Summit, Joe Biden tried proving…
Biden Drops Out Of Race After Democrats Offer Him Extra Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- After a back and forth negotiation between Joe Biden and members…
UK Labour Party’s Keir Starmer Wins In Landslide After Promising To Increase Tea Time By 15 Minutes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Millions of British citizens flooded their local election offices and…
Democrats To Replace Biden In Race With White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON-- After going back and forth on whether they should replace Joe…
Dad Tells Kids Maybe Next Fourth Of July When Trump’s President They Can Afford More Than One Hot Dog Each
BAKERSFIELD, CALIFORNIA-- A local Dad named Biff McSquiggin had the unfortunate job…
Biden Promises When He’s Reelected He’ll Hold Current President Accountable For High Grocery Prices
WASHINGTON-- As Americans get ready to celebrate Independence Day and wonder how…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential…
