Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes
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China Gets Trolled After Taiwan Makes Winnie The Pooh Their Official Country Mascot
TAIPEI, TAIWAN-- Taiwan unveiled its new Winnie the Pooh mascot yesterday in…
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Says She’ll Only Speak To Journalists Who Look Just Like Her
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MLB Punishes Georgia For ‘Un-American Election Laws’ By Moving All-Star Game To More Patriotic China
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Major League Baseball has decided to relocate the 2021 All-Star…
Biden Blames Russian Hackers For His Fall On Air Force One Steps
WASHINGTON-- The pesky Russians are at it again, says top Democrats. After…
Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately
NAYPYITAW, MYANMAR-- After getting arrested by Myanmar's military for alleged election fraud,…
Joe Biden Makes History As America’s First Chinese President
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden made political history on Wednesday when he was sworn…
Joe Biden To Hold Upcoming Presidential Inauguration In Beijing, China
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden announced on Thursday that his presidential inauguration in Washington,…
Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America’s First Dueling Presidents
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden have reached…
FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World’s First Presidential Election
RISING FAWN, GEORGIA-- The FBI issued an arrest warrant for a caveman…
Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across…
Fox News Channel Contemplates Reporting Real News As Ratings Plummet
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Fox News Channel released a statement this…
