NYC Mayor De Blasio Forced To Put Out Fires With Unused Vaccines After Firemen Quit In Mandate Protest
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio…
White House Confirms Biden Will Dress Up In Costume And Pretend He’s President This Halloween
WASHINGTON-- Relieved that he can finally tell people he's the legitimate commander-in-chief,…
CNN’s Don Lemon Challenges Joe Rogan To Makeup Wearing Contest After Being Called ‘Weak, Girly-Man’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN's Don Lemon was fired up Saturday after popular podcaster…
Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine…
Infographic: Inside The Mind Of Joe Biden
Being the most popular president in United States history must be a…
With Trump Gone, Stephen Colbert Forced To Work As Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man For Money
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The Late Show host Stephen Colbert has…
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…
Student Productivity Increases After Numerous Schools Replace Teachers With Mannequins
SPRINGFIELD, OREGON-- With so many teachers refusing to go back to work,…
Biden Hires Hillary Clinton To Yell ‘What Difference Does It Make’ Whenever Asked About Afghanistan
WASHINGTON-- Resident Joe Biden has gone on the offensive against pesky news…
Emperor Palpatine Mandates COVID Vaccine For All Citizens After Getting Full FDA Approval
CORUSCANT-- Emperor Palpatine has officially mandated the coronavirus vaccine after the Galactic…
