Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
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Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
WASHINGTON-- While taking phone calls from people letting him know what the…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
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Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase
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Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America’s Worst President
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Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently…
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball
https://youtu.be/HoXV5wk0E3I (SATIRE) The January 6th Committee has formally charged President Donald Trump…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
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CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
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New CNN Poll Shows Biden Approval Rating Greatest Ever In American History At Negative 69 Percent
https://youtu.be/jadYlwVx7LY Reputable news outlet CNN reported that Biden's approval rating is currently…
