Gavin Newsom Wanted For Impersonating A Governor
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- The newly reformed Trump-era FBI has recently been trying to…
Anchor Baby Kamala Harris Deported To India After Trump Ends Birthright Citizenship
CHENNAI, INDIA-- Immediately after President Trump was sworn in and signed an…
Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…
Gavin Newsom Claims California Wildfires Are Just AI-Generated Deepfakes
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After facing intense scrutiny and criticism for his handling…
Biden Tells Californians Help Is On The Way In Only 6 More Days Once Trump’s Sworn In
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden held a press conference to reassure worried California…
Gavin Newsom Hires Greta Thunberg To Yell ‘How Dare You’ Whenever Asked Who’s Responsible For California Wildfires
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After growing tired of all the mundane questions from reporters…
Gavin Newsom’s Approval Rating At 100% Favorability Among Delta Smelt Fish
CALIFORNIA-- An impressive approval rating for Gavin Newsom was released this week…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the…
Trump Promises To Make Van Halen’s ‘Panama’ US National Anthem After Taking Over Panama Canal
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- President-Elect Donald Trump doubled down on his desire to…
Dan Crenshaw Unveils New Clean-Shaven Face Before Returning To Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to improve his image as a corrupt RINO…
Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model
U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new…
Sullen Obama Spends Last Christmas At White House As Third Term Winds Down
WASHINGTON-- It was a bittersweet moment for Barack Obama this Christmas as…
