Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided
ARCHAIC, FLORIDA-- More than 12,000 Florida police, tax and customs investigators have…
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…
Cat Dies After Overdosing On Catnip
DANDER, MICHIGAN--A three year old short-haired cat died suddenly today from overdosing…
Obese Man Fired For Fat-Shaming
ROANOKE, VIRGINIA-- A thirty-four year old obese man from Roanoke was terminated Tuesday…
Catholic Priest Caught Having Sex With Own Wife Shunned By Vatican
ROME, ITALY-- In what has been causing shock-waves throughout the Catholic world,…
Goose Rapist Wanted By Police
LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS-- Police are asking for the public's assistance in locating…
