Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…
Heart Attacks Man In Central Park
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Police in New York are on the lookout…
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided
ARCHAIC, FLORIDA-- More than 12,000 Florida police, tax and customs investigators have…
Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
MARSDEN, PENNSYLVANIA-- A man shot and killed a burglar inside his Marsden home…
Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA-- A Santa Monica man was arrested today by the…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
BRIGHAM, ALABAMA-- In what some are calling a case of mistaken identity,…
Cat On Lunesta Mauls Owner To Death
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- A 59 year old Topeka woman was mauled to death…
Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Famous beloved dog actor Lassie's unexplained death has finally been…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Animal rights groups are outraged after hearing the shocking news…
Cat Dies After Overdosing On Catnip
DANDER, MICHIGAN--A three year old short-haired cat died suddenly today from overdosing…
Obese Man Fired For Fat-Shaming
ROANOKE, VIRGINIA-- A thirty-four year old obese man from Roanoke was terminated Tuesday…