Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…
Independence Day Rapture? Thousands Of Beachgoers Suddenly Go Missing
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One of Florida's most popular beaches is now being dubbed…
Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement
BURRO, BRAZIL-- Want to see the future of law enforcement? Brazil's new…
Female Homeowner Discovers Strange Woman Living Inside Of Her Home
ERSATZ, GEORGIA-- Authorities are investigating the home of a woman who claims…
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
FORT WORTH, TEXAS-- A Fort Worth man is being questioned by police…
Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession
BENTON, OHIO-- Due to a number of unexplained eerie instances inside of warehouses,…
With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
JACKSTONE, PENNSYLVANIA-- Farmers across the United States are being warned by government…
Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
FERNWOOD, UTAH-- Last Halloween, a group of pumpkins terrorized children and parents…
Man Arrested For Not Driving Drunk
IMMOBILE, ALABAMA-- An Immobile man was arrested Friday after getting stopped by police…
911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator
NOTFALL, VERMONT-- In what turned out to be a complete waste of…
Police Chief Resigns Amid Doughnut Scandal
DRY HEAVE, MINNESOTA-- Dry Heave lost its police chief on Thursday as…
Pepé Le Pew Faces Multiple Sexual Assault Charges
PARIS, FRANCE-- Paris police today arrested celebrity skunk Pepé Le Pew in connection…