City Of Detroit Accidentally Puts Xanax In Water Supply, Crime Down By Almost 100%
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- A major mix-up happened in Detroit last week when the…
Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A man is being sought in connection with at least…
California Is The First State To Require ID Cards For Dogs
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- The state of California recently passed a new law…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…
Police Searching For Toupee Thief
BALD KNOB, ARIZONA-- Police are working overtime in the hopes of catching…
Name-Calling Lands Teen In Hospital
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A teen girl from Providence was taken to the…
Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose
FUNSTOWN, NEW YORK-- A circus clown who had walked through a residential neighborhood…
Leaf Blower Busted By Police
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A Seattle man was arrested today by police inside a local…
Anti-Trump Seagulls Block Roadway In Protest
DOWNWIND, CALIFORNIA-- A large group of angry seagulls took to the streets…
Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…