Ice Agents Arrest Speedy Gonzales Near US-Mexico Border
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Famous celebrity cartoon actor Speedy Gonzales was arrested on…
Fish Beaten And Robbed After Meeting Cat On Plenty Of Fish Dating Site
JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA-- Be careful of all those fish out in the sea.…
Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein
METROPOLITAN, NEW YORK-- A man working as a mall Santa Claus who…
Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
REDMOND, WASHINGTON-- A Washington man has recently passed away after waiting for…
92 Year Old UK Man Arrested For Misgendering Classmate Back In 1940
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND-- A 92 year old senior citizen was recently arrested in…
Hero Or Villain? Cop Arrests Squirrel For Jaywalking, Resisting Arrest
ANGLE INLET, MINNESOTA-- A small, secluded town's policeman is making the news…
Annoying Tree Bark Keeps Neighbors Up At Night
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A small neighborhood in Seattle is being terrorized by a…
Queen Elizabeth Says Son Prince Andrew’s ‘A Good Boy,’ Had Nothing To Do With Epstein Crimes
LONDON, ENGLAND-- The Queen of the United Kingdom recently came out of…
Hollywood Police Blotter With Mugshots: Theft, Murder, And Terrorism
Police blotter information was taken from area police department reports and releases.…
California Man Claims He Was Molested By His Underwear
ROPA INTERIOR, CALIFORNIA-- Apparently not all underwear has a perfect fit. A…
Beautiful California Woman Arrested In Kansas For Expired Florida Driver’s License
KENTUCKY, KANSAS-- A beautiful 29 year old woman from California was recently…
Boston Obese Epidemic: Fattest Squirrels In Country Going On Diet
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- A serious epidemic has taken a stranglehold over the city…