Alec Baldwin Consults Esteemed Legal Analyst OJ Simpson For Advice On Alleged Murder Allegations
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Nancy Pelosi Orders Any Congress Members Refusing To Wear Masks To Stare Directly Into Her Eyes
WASHINGTON-- Speaker Nancy Pelosi has updated her mask mandate once again for…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
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Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
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Three Far-Right MAGA Hats Plotted To Provoke Violence At Vegas Protests
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NJ Governor Murphy Vows To Keep Lockdown In Effect Until Every Disgruntled Resident Safely Leaves The State
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Democrat Gov. Phil Murphy announced Friday that he would…
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was…
Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor
VENICE, CALIFORNIA-- A newly arrived foreign insect known as the "murder hornet"…
NY Mayor De Blasio Unleashes Police To Break Up Pigeon Gathering Over Social Distancing
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Mayor Bill de Blasio has warned the…
California Police Arrest Easter Bunny For Not Wearing Mask During Coronavirus Lockdown
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- The beloved Easter Bunny was arrested this morning in…
CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror
SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK-- Former CNN host Don Lemon called 911 late…