Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
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Comcast Raises Prices To Pay For CEO’s Hair Plugs
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Comcast customers were shocked when they opened their latest bills…
Walmart Cuts 2.2 Million Jobs, Replaces Workers With Mannequins
BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS-- In light of Walmart recently performing as the best stock…
United States Sells State Of Wyoming To Thailand
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- In a move meant to bolster relations with Thailand and…
Humpty Dumpty Sues King’s Men For Botched Surgery
LOOKING GLASS, ENGLAND-- Nursery rhyme star Humpty Dumpty is suing the King…
Israel Builds Holocaust Museum For Holocaust Museum
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- At a meeting inside of the holocaust museum Yad…
Man Swallows Paint, Defecates Masterpiece Worth $2.1 Million
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Trump’s Hair Insured For One Million And One
WEEHAWKEN, NJ-- In response to former Mexican president Vicente Fox's vulgar attack,…