Congress Passes Bill That Will Just Send One Hundred Percent Of American’s Paychecks Directly To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan decision, Congress passed a bill that will…
Due to Biden Inflation, A Penny For Your Thoughts Now Cost $10
U.S.-- Americans will now have to pay more to be able to…
Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Finally addressing the failing US economy in a speech Thursday, President…
Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine,…
Joel Osteen Claims Satan Hid All That Money Inside His Bathroom Wall
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Once news of a plumber finding thousands of dollars in…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
Foot Jobs Are A Great Start For Teen Girls
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Have you ever wondered how some teens get their feet wet in…
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY-- Typically, giving birth to a newborn baby is one…
Goldfish Prices Rise To $1721 Ahead Of Meeting
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Goldfish prices came under pressure Monday as the…
Senior Citizen Brothel Raided
ARCHAIC, FLORIDA-- More than 12,000 Florida police, tax and customs investigators have…