Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
Pimps Trade Prostitutes For Chickens As Egg Prices Soar
ATLANTIC CITY, NEW JERSEY-- With the price of eggs continuing to rise,…
Thousands Of Homeless Veterans Fly Ukraine Flags In Hope Of Government Assistance
U.S.-- After hearing the news that Congress was sending another $45 billion…
Biden Promises To Address FTX Scandal By Sending Another $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the stunning revelation that FTX was a money laundering…
PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA--Immediately after implementing a new rule to fine users $2,500…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds…
White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…
Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…
Biden Retracts Student Loan Forgiveness Offer After Realizing Money Was Supposed To Go To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after getting millions of Americans hopes up that he was…
U.S. Federal Reserve Replaces Benjamin Franklin On $100 Bills With Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- Great news, Ukraine fans. The United States Federal Reserve has recently…
IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- IRS agents are being heralded as heroes after going…