Biden Mandates White House Staff Must Tattoo Their Names On Foreheads So He Won’t Forget Who They Are
WASHINGTON-- What's in a name? That's the question Joe Biden has been…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
Republicans Propose Amendment To Add ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ To US Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress came out of hiding Wednesday to give Fox…
Biden, Harris, And Pelosi To Star In Salacious Remake Of Movie ‘Wild Things’
HOLLYWOOD--One of the most anticipated movies in history is about to hit…
Emperor Biden Builds Coliseum To Feed All The Unvaccinated Americans To Hungry Lions
WASHINGTON-- Tired of waiting around for the rest of the country to…
Infographic: Inside The Mind Of Joe Biden
Being the most popular president in United States history must be a…
The Ubiquitous Brandon Makes An Appearance At Latest Trump Rally
DES MOINES, IOWA-- The sports stadium celebrity known only as "Brandon" made…
Governor Gavin Newsom To Star As Contestant On Next Season’s Rupaul’s Drag Race
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Governor Newsom announced on his Twitter X account this…
Sports Arenas To Replace US National Anthem With F**K Joe Biden Chants
U.S.-- Due to the growing national trend of crowds chanting "F**k Joe…
With Trump Gone, Stephen Colbert Forced To Work As Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man For Money
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- The Late Show host Stephen Colbert has…
Biden Mandates That All Women Must Let Him Sniff Their Hair
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after virtue-signaling by getting his saline booster shot on live…
Biden Fires Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez After Mistaking Her For A Border Patrol Horse
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden is getting both criticism and praise from Republicans after…
