Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message

WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…

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Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop

WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…

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White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset

WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…

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Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House

WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…

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Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…

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Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches

WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…

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Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…

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Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon

U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…

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Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress

WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…

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Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny

WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…

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Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas

WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took…

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US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America

WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…

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