Tag: Joe Biden

Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress

WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…

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Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny

WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…

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Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas

WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took…

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US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America

WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…

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Biden Administration Really Sticks It To Russia By Letting American People Starve To Death

WASHINGTON-- The Biden Administration has informed US citizens that the best way…

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Urgent: White House Confirms Russia Responsible For Biden Pooping His Pants

WASHINGTON-- The White House has issued an emergency statement saying that the…

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Banks Set Up Satellite Offices At Gas Stations For People To Take Out Loans To Pay For Gas

U.S.-- Major banking institutions have been setting up satellite offices at gas…

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Gas Prices Are So High Even Biden’s Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Gas Pumps

WASHINGTON-- Gas prices within the United States have gone up so much…

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Biden’s Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic

WASHINGTON-- After giving an unforgettable State of the Union Address, Joe Biden's…

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In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy

WASHINGTON-- In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine,…

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Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China

TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…

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Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button

WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again.…

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