Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House
WASHINGTON-- A freak accident happened on Tuesday at the White House when…
Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…
Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…
Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…
Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon
U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas
WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took…
US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America
WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President…
