Hurricane Milton Shot, Killed After Mistakenly Travelling Through Chicago
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- After leaving a path of destruction in Florida before veering…
Equity Alert: FEMA Checks Racial Demographic Of Florida Hurricane Path First Before Dispersing Funds
U.S.-- As yet another major hurricane barrels toward the Florida coast, officials…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey…
Zelensky Wondering If Now’s A Good Time To Ask Hurricane Victims If They Could Spare Some Of Their $750 FEMA Money
U.S.-- After hearing the wonderful news that residents affected by Hurrican Helene…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
Worried U.S. Politicians Relieved After Hearing Hurricane Idalia Hit Florida Instead Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for U.S. politicians after…
Ron DeSantis Sends Illegal Hurricane Idalia To Martha’s Vineyard
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- In order to avert another unlawful alien invasion, Governor Ron…
Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage
PONCE, PUERTO RICO-- While surveying the damages done from Hurricane Fiona in…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
FLORIDA-- Thousands of Democrats in Florida were jubilant after Hurricane Ian ripped…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to…
