Unemployed Eric Swalwell Worried Wife’s Presence Might Make Midday Hooker Orgies Awkward
DUBLIN, CALIFORNIA — Following his abrupt resignation from Congress and disgraced exit…
Democrats Release Most Damning Eric Swalwell Video Yet Of Him Leaving Shopping Cart In Parking Lot
WASHINGTON — Calling it the most disturbing evidence to date of a…
Criminals Accuse Other Criminals Of Being Criminals
WASHINGTON—Expressing feigned shock that a fellow member of the ruling class would…
Eric Swalwell Claims He Couldn’t Have Slept With Fang Fang Because She’s A Woman
WASHINGTON — In a stunning new defense against allegations that he had…
Man Who Gave Chinese Spy Classified Information Confident She Was ‘The One’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - In a tale of espionage wrapped in a…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…
Eric Swalwell Falls Madly In Love With AOC After She Farts Out Seductive Mating Call
WASHINGTON-- During a recent livestream discussing the brutal war between Israel and…
Eric Swalwell’s Chinese Ex-Girlfriend Breaks Silence On Former Relationship: ‘I Was Tired Of His Farts’
WASHINGTON-- Chinese spy Christine Fang broke up with her American boyfriend Eric…
The Top 10 Most-Viewed Fake News Stories Of 2019
In today's relentless "real" news cycle, it's nice to take a break…
Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- A confidential Ukraine whistleblower came out yesterday during a gushing impeachment…