Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6…
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball
https://youtu.be/HoXV5wk0E3I (SATIRE) The January 6th Committee has formally charged President Donald Trump…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible…
CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked…
Kennedy Center Honors Celebrates Joe Biden’s Role As Best Pretend President
WASHINGTON-- The 45th annual Kennedy Center Honors returned to tradition this year…
FBI Charges Thanksgiving Turkey After Spotting The Wild Bird At January 6 Capitol Riot
WASHINGTON-- The FBI arrested and charged a Thanksgiving turkey this week for…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
Petrified Bill Clinton Begs Hospital To Please Not Send Him Back Home To Wife Hillary
ORANGE, CALIFORNIA-- Former President Bill Clinton begged the University of California Irvine…
The Ubiquitous Brandon Makes An Appearance At Latest Trump Rally
DES MOINES, IOWA-- The sports stadium celebrity known only as "Brandon" made…
