Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives…
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For LAME
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In a tearful opening monologue Monday night, late night host…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
Media Goes Gaga Over Adorable Photo Of Commander Taking Biden Out To Poop
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has been heralded as a hero once again…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to improve sagging ratings, CNN has decided…
CNN Says Newly Released Video Shows Trump Slapping Chris Rock, Not Will Smith
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Newly unearthed video was recently aired on America's most trusted…
Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon
U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into…
Gas Prices Are So High Even Biden’s Putting ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Gas Pumps
WASHINGTON-- Gas prices within the United States have gone up so much…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was…
