With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
JACKSTONE, PENNSYLVANIA-- Farmers across the United States are being warned by government…
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters
LANGLEY PARK, MARYLAND-- In a desperate attempt to take back the lead…
Real Life Human Scanner Can Blow Up Someone’s Head
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- A man living in Puerto Rico has become…
Man With Double Kangaroo Leg Transplant Wins World Kickboxing Tournament
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA-- Australia's leading kickboxer Lawson "The Marsupial" Fredrikson has won the…
Gun Uses Man To Kill 20 Guns In Mass Punching
SOUTHPAW, ARIZONA-- Twenty guns were killed yesterday and many others were damaged by a…
New Prescription Drug Muerte Guaranteed To Cure Patients Of Life
DALLAS, TEXAS-- A major drug company out of Dallas has finally created…
Clothing Rights Groups Outraged After Hit And Run Driver Leaves Dead Shirt On Side Of Road
SUNDANCE, WYOMING-- A denim shirt died late last night after getting hit…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100…
Police Shoot Clown For Honking His Nose
FUNSTOWN, NEW YORK-- A circus clown who had walked through a residential neighborhood…
Moe Howard Deathbed Confession: I Played All Five Stooges
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a new tell-all book set to hit bookstores…
Man Sells His Soul For A Cigarette
HELL'S KITCHEN, NEW YORK-- Desperation can lead people to do crazy things,…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family…
