Tag: Congress

‘The Real Housewives Of Washington, DC’ Off To Explosive Start

WASHINGTON-- An all-new episode of The Real Housewives of Washington, DC went…

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Democrats Vote To Allow People Who Identify As They/Them To Vote Multiple Times

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to be as inclusive as possible and not…

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Communist China Impressed With US Congress Ban On Free Speech

BEIJING, CHINA-- As news spread of the passing of the Antisemitism Awareness…

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FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament

U.S.-- As part of the Antisemitism Awareness Act passed by a bipartisan…

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April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined

WASHINGTON-- One of the worst events in history happened on April 20…

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Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill

WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…

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AOC: ‘Trust Me, I Know The Law, I Watched 5 Seasons Of Law & Order’

WASHINGTON-- After receiving a lot of flack over her comment that RICO…

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White House Claims Biden Told His Ghostwriter Classified Information Only Because He Thought He Was Talking To A Real Ghost

WASHINGTON-- With the House Republican investigation into Joe Biden's mishandling of classified…

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192-Year-Old Ghoul Mitch McConnell Says His Political Career’s Far From Over

WASHINGTON-- As soon as the news had spread that Mitch McConnell was…

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US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again

WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…

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Senate Democrats Relax Dress Code To Accommodate Naked Staffers

WASHINGTON-- After one of their male staffers was caught performing a lewd…

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Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage

WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous…

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