Democrats Replace Themselves With Cardboard Cutouts To Boycott Hearing, Actually Get More Done
WASHINGTON-- Senate Democrats refused to show up at the Judiciary Committee hearing…
Eric Swalwell’s Fart Identified As Whistleblower After Testifying Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- A confidential Ukraine whistleblower came out yesterday during a gushing impeachment…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s Part Asian Because She Once Ate At Chinese Restaurant
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- Popular Democratic politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has revealed that…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Defends Ilhan Omar By Pointing Out Most Domestic Terrorism Carried Out By Farsighted White Hens
WASHINGTON-- Full-time It-Girl and part-time US Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her…
White House Whistleblower Says 25 Insecurity Denials Were Reversed During Trump Administration
WASHINGTON-- A White House whistleblower told lawmakers that more than two dozen…
American Workers Fight To Take Entire Year Off Except For Labor Day
WASHINGTON-- A protest is currently underway in front of the United States…
Spin-off Of American Ninja Warrior Featuring Politicians Set To Premiere This Fall
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A spin-off of American Ninja Warrior featuring many of America's best…
Elusive Billionaire George Soros Admits To Rigging Voting Machines So That Both Trump And Clinton Win
MAL, NEW YORK-- Hungarian-American billionaire businessman George Soros admitted this morning on…
United States Votes To Change National Bird To Seagull
WASHINGTON-- Americans recently voted to get rid of the bald eagle as…
This Year’s Fourth of July To Be Moved To The Fifth
WASHINGTON-- Government officials have made a daring move by changing this year's…
White House Puts On Musical, Prepares For Broadway Debut
WASHINGTON-- A long-awaited musical being put on by the White House is making…
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try…
